You did not lose your patience. You spent it, on purpose, all day.
Everyone asks
how the baby is.
We ask how you are.
A few honest words a day for new parents, delivered to your phone. Not advice. Not “you’ve got this.” Just someone who has been up at 3am too, checking on you — the person everyone forgot to ask about.
One line a week by email until launch. Then the App Store link. Nothing else, ever.
iPhone & Apple Watch · App Store: coming soon · No account
PERCH7:40 AM
You did not lose your patience. You spent it, on purpose, all day.
Tick any of these and Perch was written for you.
- You've cried in the shower so nobody would ask.
- You're touched out by 4pm and guilty about it by 5.
- You did everything today and still feel you did nothing.
- You miss who you were before, and feel bad for missing them.
- You're awake at 3am, again, and it's very quiet.
- You keep waiting for someone to ask how you're doing.
If one landed, that's the whole test. Perch is for the parent nobody is checking on.
What arrives, and when
A small, daily mental-health nudge that lives on your lock screen. Thirty seconds. Then back to the baby.
Nobody knows you're up. It still counts as a night.
Touched out is not the same as loving them less.
Tap it and there's one more, chosen for where you are — how old the baby is, what's hard this week. Keep the ones that land. Hide the ones that don't.
We can't move your mum next door or make the nights shorter.
We can make sure someone checks on you every day.
It's small on purpose.
Thirty seconds
One line. No streaks, no course, no journal to keep up with.
No promises
We will not fix your sleep or your money. We will remind you that you count.
Yours alone
No account. Nothing you tell Perch leaves your phone. No ads, no tracking.
One a day, on video.
Same voice as the app. Follow @the.perch.app on TikTok, Instagram, YouTube Shorts and Facebook — the videos are free and always will be.
